Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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