I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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