so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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