The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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