is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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