This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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