census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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