Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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