Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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