the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize