it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You made out with two different species that night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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