He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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