yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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