i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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