Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize