Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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