i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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