We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just forgot I was standing up.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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