Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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