what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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