I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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