She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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