Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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