Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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