Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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