I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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