what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.