At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...