who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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