escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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