Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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