is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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