So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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