after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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