does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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