Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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