i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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