We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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