i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess