Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
my sisters under your porch take her home
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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