Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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