It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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