Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best revenge is premature balding
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize