i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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