They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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