About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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