I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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