weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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