just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my shit smells like andre
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
