Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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