walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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